http://www.clarifyingchristianity.com/pets.shtml

This webpage 'attemps' to answer the question of whether pets go to heaven or not. Does it succeed in doing so? Fuck no.

It begins with a nice intro in its first paragraph, but in the following paragraph we see the main motive of this religious zealot. The question is whether or not pets go to heaven, and the statement and idea that this writer drills into your head is "be good and go to heaven.". Yes, it's a very sweet thought. I ought to say, "Thank you writer for reminding me that i should want to go to heaven, but you have in no way answered the question."

While, through various biblical refferences, he is ale to establish that in some aspects man and beast are equal (insert the DUH here) he constantly maintains that there is no refference to the spirit of the animal going to heaven. He then inserts a small sermon labeled 'this topics most popular passage'. False advertising, I assure you. It reads from the book of ecclesiastes, and in fairness, tells about the equality of man and beast. Sadly, out of several lines, only 2 or 3 mention the animal topic, so why cite it as a significant resource? At the end of the mini sermon, he says something to the gist of 'so turn away from material/physical possesions so that you can go to heaven and find true meaning with God.'

He then goes back to the normal web-layout and his conclusion. In a nutshell, his conclusion states: "I dunno if there's a heaven for pets, but here's what we should do. We should just be good so that we can go to heaven and then we can find out from God what happened to the animals." Let me make clear that I am not anti christian here. I have a great affinity toward our God, and approve of believing in him and all that, but what BUGS me is how he deceptively lures you in. He preys upon your weakness and takes full advantage of a vulnerable pet owner. The reader, drawn in by the provocative topic becomes more susceptible to the zealotry behind the writing and may be affected by it.

Bottom line: I am upset as a reader because of the lame attempt to drill an idea into my head. try harder yo untalented fucknut. And I am outraged as a christian because it's dumbfucks like this that make us all seem like we're out to convert people. Some christians aren't religious fanatics, and may actually accept you for who you are. Deceptive bastard writers like this give writing a bad name. You sir, lie far below the status of a pet.